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Why do cell phones always fall in the toilet?
I've spent the last year trying to decide if I am going to buy myself an Iphone. My kids got them for Christmas last year. I have a...

Helen Escott
Sep 29, 20204 min read
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Who the hell gave me a baby?
I wanted children when I was a child, by the time I hit my twenties I knew it was a bad idea. I had a plant once that I called Robert,...

Helen Escott
Sep 29, 20207 min read
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What were you thinking?
Remember that scene from "Sex and the City 2" when Miranda quits her job as a corporate lawyer because her boss refuses to listen to her....

Helen Escott
Sep 29, 20204 min read
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They called it puppy love
I just realized that I would never feed my dog "No Name" dog food, but I buy "No Name" food for my kids all the time! I think she's...

Helen Escott
Sep 29, 20205 min read
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There's no "pause" in menopause!
I have been driving around the indoor parking lot at the shopping mall for about twenty minutes. A couple comes out through the door and...

Helen Escott
Sep 29, 20205 min read
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Then a hero comes along
Not all heroes wear their underwear on the outside or fly around in capes wearing spandex. Most live their lives quietly not knowing that...

Helen Escott
Sep 29, 20203 min read
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