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I've got it in the bag
I actually do have it in the bag! My chiropractor tells me every week. At each visit he lifts my purse and weighs it. He once clocked it...

Helen Escott
Sep 29, 20204 min read


I am going to step on your humbug
So Shopper's Drug Mart stopped playing Christmas music because customers complained it was too early. Really? Didn't they care about the...

Helen Escott
Sep 29, 20204 min read


How often can a woman pee?
My son has size 10 feet and he hasn't stopped growing yet. I knew when he as an embryo that he was going to have big feet because he used...

Helen Escott
Sep 29, 20205 min read


Hiding evidence in plain sight
I have hubby trained to call me when he is on the way home from work each day. Not because I really care if he has left work or not, or...

Helen Escott
Sep 29, 20203 min read


Madonna's Rebel Heart Tour- and why I am never eating seafood tacos again
While Madonna and her flying nuns were pole dancing on Crucifix stripper poles, I was throwing up on a security guard in the lobby of the...

Helen Escott
Sep 29, 20206 min read


Holy Heart of Mary Girls
I had the pleasure of attending my high school reunion this week. The graduates of Holy Heart of Mary came together to talk about our...

Helen Escott
Sep 29, 20203 min read
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