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My mother says the strangest things
My mother says the strangest things. Let me tell you about a few. I was watching the evening news one night with her and the top two...

Helen Escott
Sep 29, 20205 min read
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Mom doesn't have a penis
We stopped at a gas station/ restaurant on the side of the highway while on our way to a short vacation. We were driving to Gander with...

Helen Escott
Sep 29, 20203 min read
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Me a hoarder?
I admit it. I am a clothes hoarder... and a shoe hoarder... a purse hoarder... and jeweler. That's all. That's all I hoard. I swear....

Helen Escott
Sep 29, 20204 min read
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Lost in translation
I am dialing my third 1-800 number. I bought a GE fridge from Sears in October and the darn door keeps breaking on it. Yesterday I opened...

Helen Escott
Sep 29, 20205 min read
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Lost at the mall: The day your mother dies
When I was about seven years old I went to the shopping mall with my mother. We would always start at Woolco. She would take me to the...

Helen Escott
Sep 29, 20203 min read
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This city needs street smarts
What is wrong with people? Suddenly nobody knows how to drive. Especially when they get to Stravanger - Aberdeen Drives. Every time I...

Helen Escott
Sep 29, 20203 min read
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