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Me a hoarder?
I admit it. I am a clothes hoarder... and a shoe hoarder... a purse hoarder... and jeweler. That's all. That's all I hoard. I swear....

Helen Escott
Sep 29, 20204 min read


Lost in translation
I am dialing my third 1-800 number. I bought a GE fridge from Sears in October and the darn door keeps breaking on it. Yesterday I opened...

Helen Escott
Sep 29, 20205 min read


Lost at the mall: The day your mother dies
When I was about seven years old I went to the shopping mall with my mother. We would always start at Woolco. She would take me to the...

Helen Escott
Sep 29, 20203 min read


This city needs street smarts
What is wrong with people? Suddenly nobody knows how to drive. Especially when they get to Stravanger - Aberdeen Drives. Every time I...

Helen Escott
Sep 29, 20203 min read


Who do you love more, Mommy or Daddy?
Ah come on! You all know it is Mommy. Google “Songs about parents.” For every song about fathers, there are ten about mothers. We rule!...

Helen Escott
Sep 28, 20203 min read


It’s a hairy situation
If I ever end up in a home for the bewildered, I have a pact with my daughter to pluck my chin hairs. My greatest fear about growing old...

Helen Escott
Sep 28, 20204 min read
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