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If I just had five more minutes
Sometimes I wonder if I got dropped over and over again as a child. I just continue to do the most stupid things. Over Christmas I left...

Helen Escott
Sep 28, 20204 min read


Who hasn’t thrown their back out taking off control top panty-hose and Spanx?
I have. I am not even joking. Here's what happened.... Friday night hubby BBQed ribs and as usual, cooked way too many, but they were...

Helen Escott
Sep 28, 20205 min read


Boy bands: Rollermania forever! The Tartan Army lives on
I loved Les! Which Bay City Roller did you love? Remember Rollermania Bang! Bang! Bang! My bedroom door bends in the middle from my...

Helen Escott
Sep 28, 20204 min read


I've got it in the bag
I actually do have it in the bag! My chiropractor tells me every week. At each visit he lifts my purse and weighs it. He once clocked it...

Helen Escott
Sep 28, 20204 min read


I am going to step on your humbug
So Shopper's Drug Mart stopped playing Christmas music because customers complained it was too early. Really? Didn't they care about the...

Helen Escott
Sep 28, 20204 min read


How often can a woman pee?
My son has size 10 feet and he hasn't stopped growing yet. I knew when he as an embryo that he was going to have big feet because he used...

Helen Escott
Sep 28, 20205 min read
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