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Boy bands: Rollermania forever! The Tartan Army lives on
I loved Les! Which Bay City Roller did you love? Remember Rollermania Bang! Bang! Bang! My bedroom door bends in the middle from my...

Helen Escott
Sep 28, 20204 min read
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I've got it in the bag
I actually do have it in the bag! My chiropractor tells me every week. At each visit he lifts my purse and weighs it. He once clocked it...

Helen Escott
Sep 28, 20204 min read
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I am going to step on your humbug
So Shopper's Drug Mart stopped playing Christmas music because customers complained it was too early. Really? Didn't they care about the...

Helen Escott
Sep 28, 20204 min read
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How often can a woman pee?
My son has size 10 feet and he hasn't stopped growing yet. I knew when he as an embryo that he was going to have big feet because he used...

Helen Escott
Sep 28, 20205 min read
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Hiding evidence in plain sight
I have hubby trained to call me when he is on the way home from work each day. Not because I really care if he has left work or not, or...

Helen Escott
Sep 28, 20203 min read
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Madonna's Rebel Heart Tour- and why I am never eating seafood tacos again
While Madonna and her flying nuns were pole dancing on Crucifix stripper poles, I was throwing up on a security guard in the lobby of the...

Helen Escott
Sep 28, 20206 min read
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