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The best way to lose weight… dog!
The best way to lose weight is… dog! No, you don’t EAT it, you WALK it (that’s WALK not WOK). It’s called the “Dog Diet.” Over the years,...

Helen Escott
Sep 29, 20204 min read


Don’t talk to your teenaged daughter like I do. It doesn’t work!
I can’t remember the last time my teenaged daughter asked for advice. Advice on anything! I think I’ve been replaced by Google. I think...

Helen Escott
Sep 29, 20202 min read


Supermodels can’t really fly
While flipping through my favourite fashion magazine I began to notice some weird trends: 1. Someone shot all the supermodels with a...

Helen Escott
Sep 29, 20204 min read


Spring Cleaning in August
I realize I am a little late for Spring cleaning. It is August. I wish I could just shove the whole house into the dishwasher and be done...

Helen Escott
Sep 29, 20203 min read


Tweeting in the 80s
Thank God we didn’t have social media when we were teenagers! We are the last generation that can lie to our kids about our teenage...

Helen Escott
Sep 29, 20203 min read


I won’t march under the banner “Slut” not even to stop sexual violence
Oh, I can hear some of you now, “You don’t support women!” Yes I do. I just refuse to call a woman, myself, my daughter, my mother or my...

Helen Escott
Sep 29, 20204 min read
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