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My sister's rabbit hole
My sisters neighbour was one of those guys who was noticeably quiet spoken at work but came home and wreaked havoc on the neighbourhood....

Helen Escott
Sep 29, 20205 min read
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My mother says the strangest things
My mother says the strangest things. Let me tell you about a few. I was watching the evening news one night with her and the top two...

Helen Escott
Sep 29, 20205 min read
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Mom doesn't have a penis
We stopped at a gas station/ restaurant on the side of the highway while on our way to a short vacation. We were driving to Gander with...

Helen Escott
Sep 29, 20203 min read
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Me a hoarder?
I admit it. I am a clothes hoarder... and a shoe hoarder... a purse hoarder... and jeweler. That's all. That's all I hoard. I swear....

Helen Escott
Sep 29, 20204 min read
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Lost in translation
I am dialing my third 1-800 number. I bought a GE fridge from Sears in October and the darn door keeps breaking on it. Yesterday I opened...

Helen Escott
Sep 29, 20205 min read
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Lost at the mall: The day your mother dies
When I was about seven years old I went to the shopping mall with my mother. We would always start at Woolco. She would take me to the...

Helen Escott
Sep 29, 20203 min read
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