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This is Censorship at it’s finest and it needs to stop
So ‘Baby, It’s Cold Outside’ is now pulled from some Canadian radio stations. Come on! I mean, seriously? A special interest group thinks...

Helen Escott
Sep 28, 20203 min read


Filling the Good jar
When midnight struck on New Year’s Eve I couldn’t wait to kick 2017 to the curb and plant a big, wet one on the lips of 2018. 2017 was...

Helen Escott
Sep 28, 20203 min read


The dresses of a woman’s life
My daughter picked up her prom dress this week. We have been waiting five months for its delivery like expectant parents. Getting the...

Helen Escott
Sep 28, 20206 min read


Turning around and they are gone
My son, Daniel, attended his Memorial University Convocation a few weeks ago and was presented with his Bachelor of Business...

Helen Escott
Sep 28, 20202 min read


Style after 50
I just read an article called how to dress in your 50s. While I agree after 50 my wardrobe needs an update because I retired and don’t...

Helen Escott
Sep 28, 20203 min read


Why are people afraid to say the word suicide?
Why are people afraid to say the word suicide? They act like they are going to catch it if they say the word out loud. I have actually...

Helen Escott
Sep 28, 20205 min read


Thinking outside the age box
After taking a recent cruise, the company emailed an on-line survey and asked me to rate my experience. I was very happy with the cruise...

Helen Escott
Sep 28, 20203 min read


Stop being so Goddamn miserable!
When I wake up in the morning, I always believe that something wonderful is going to happen to me during the day. It is in my nature to...

Helen Escott
Sep 28, 20204 min read


Misguided Messages
I really do have a medical condition that causes memory loss. I can’t blame it all on menopause. This condition creates daily hurdles for...

Helen Escott
Sep 28, 20203 min read


Who you calling plus sized?
I am a size 12. Size 10 on a good day. An 8 a week before I go on vacation. A 12-14 when I get back from vacation but that’s it. That’s...

Helen Escott
Sep 25, 20204 min read


What happened to Christmas downtown? What happened to downtown in general?
What happened to Christmas downtown? What happened to downtown in general? Going downtown during Christmas was one of the highlights of...

Helen Escott
Sep 25, 20205 min read


That social media over reaction
This week I became Alice in Twitterland. I got sucked down the social media rabbit hole and ended up in the nonsensical world of...

Helen Escott
Sep 25, 20204 min read


A fake tan is like big fake boobs. Everybody laughs behind your back
My friend Karen told me “Brown fat is better than white fat any day” and I totally agree. So before I head to a beach, I buy a tanning...
Helen Escott
Sep 25, 20204 min read


Prostitution is the oldest profession… but really isn’t it just the oldest form of oppression?
They say prostitution is the oldest profession… but really isn’t it just the oldest form of oppression?

Helen Escott
Oct 29, 20192 min read


Why I think the right people don’t run for politics
When I was 20 years old, I dressed up as Cleopatra, 'Queen of Denial’ for Halloween. Yes, I know it’s ‘The Nile."

Helen Escott
Oct 23, 20194 min read


I broke my vagina in spin class. No, it’s nothing like riding a bike!
My daughter talked me into doing a spin class with her. I’ve never done one before. How hard could it be?

Helen Escott
Jul 11, 20193 min read


Check and See if You’re Still Alive
I love reading biographies. I have always been incredibly curious about people and what makes them tick.

Helen Escott
Apr 10, 20193 min read


What if God created a disease that made pedophiles die a slow painful death?
What if God created a disease that made pedophiles die a slow painful death?
Operation Wormwood: A Bestselling Crime Thriller!

Helen Escott
Feb 25, 20192 min read


Mess up. Fess up and dress up. What needs to be done at the February Catholic conference in Rome
You can’t change what you don’t acknowledge. And the Roman Catholic Religion hasn’t acknowledged a lot of things in a lot of years.

Helen Escott
Jan 28, 20196 min read


The Attack of the Giant Reindeer
If you’re driving by my house or visiting during Christmas, you will see a giant ass reindeer in our drive way. Go ahead and laugh.

Helen Escott
Dec 18, 20184 min read
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