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Prostitution is the oldest profession… but really isn’t it just the oldest form of oppression?
They say prostitution is the oldest profession… but really isn’t it just the oldest form of oppression?

Helen Escott
Oct 29, 20192 min read


Why I think the right people don’t run for politics
When I was 20 years old, I dressed up as Cleopatra, 'Queen of Denial’ for Halloween. Yes, I know it’s ‘The Nile."

Helen Escott
Oct 23, 20194 min read


I broke my vagina in spin class. No, it’s nothing like riding a bike!
My daughter talked me into doing a spin class with her. I’ve never done one before. How hard could it be?

Helen Escott
Jul 11, 20193 min read


Check and See if You’re Still Alive
I love reading biographies. I have always been incredibly curious about people and what makes them tick.

Helen Escott
Apr 10, 20193 min read


What if God created a disease that made pedophiles die a slow painful death?
What if God created a disease that made pedophiles die a slow painful death?
Operation Wormwood: A Bestselling Crime Thriller!

Helen Escott
Feb 25, 20192 min read


Mess up. Fess up and dress up. What needs to be done at the February Catholic conference in Rome
You can’t change what you don’t acknowledge. And the Roman Catholic Religion hasn’t acknowledged a lot of things in a lot of years.

Helen Escott
Jan 28, 20196 min read


The Attack of the Giant Reindeer
If you’re driving by my house or visiting during Christmas, you will see a giant ass reindeer in our drive way. Go ahead and laugh.

Helen Escott
Dec 18, 20184 min read


Buying local keeps jobs in Newfoundland and Labrador. Even yours.
Remember last winter when we were hit with power outages & snow storm after snow storm?

Helen Escott
Dec 6, 20183 min read


You’re not getting a gift for Christmas because you have everything!
Ya know what’s insane? People running up their credit cards or spending money on gifts for people who don’t need anything.

Helen Escott
Nov 29, 20183 min read


Christmas makes me miss my friend Barbie. Do you miss her too?
All the Christmas toys lining the shelves at department stores makes me miss my best friend, Barbie. She and I go way back.

Helen Escott
Nov 26, 20184 min read


Whoever is telling service workers to speak Newfieneeze, please stop it!
Have you noticed that people who work in service industries are speaking with an uncommon amount of Newfoundland colloquialisms lately?

Helen Escott
Aug 28, 20184 min read


I want to be a traffic cop at Costco (inside the store not the parking lot)
My dream job is to be a traffic cop at Costco (inside the store not the parking lot).

Helen Escott
Jun 21, 20183 min read


Do you remember waterbeds? Bow chick a wow wow
When my husband and I moved in together, he convinced me to buy a waterbed.

Helen Escott
Jun 18, 20184 min read


Turning around and they are gone
My son, Daniel, attended the MUN Convocation last week and was presented with his Bachelor of Business Administration.

Helen Escott
Jun 4, 20182 min read
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