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Hiding evidence in plain sight
I have hubby trained to call me when he is on the way home from work each day. Not because I really care if he has left work or not, or...

Helen Escott
Sep 28, 20203 min read


Madonna's Rebel Heart Tour- and why I am never eating seafood tacos again
While Madonna and her flying nuns were pole dancing on Crucifix stripper poles, I was throwing up on a security guard in the lobby of the...

Helen Escott
Sep 28, 20206 min read


Holy Heart of Mary Girls
I had the pleasure of attending my high school reunion this week. The graduates of Holy Heart of Mary came together to talk about our...

Helen Escott
Sep 28, 20203 min read


Have you tried men’s razors on your legs?
My daughter asked me to buy men’s razors instead of women’s razors the next time we needed them. I told her “No” women’s razors are made...

Helen Escott
Sep 28, 20202 min read


Happy Father's Day Mom!
I bought my first Father's Day Card when I was 32-years-old. It was my son's first Father's Day. Up until then I didn't know the exact...

Helen Escott
Sep 28, 20204 min read


Granny panties
For the record, I do not wear granny panties! They are a nylon-spandex with reinforced tummy control panel support shaping panty that are...

Helen Escott
Sep 28, 20204 min read
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