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Hiding evidence in plain sight
I have hubby trained to call me when he is on the way home from work each day. Not because I really care if he has left work or not, or...

Helen Escott
Sep 28, 20203 min read


Madonna's Rebel Heart Tour- and why I am never eating seafood tacos again
While Madonna and her flying nuns were pole dancing on Crucifix stripper poles, I was throwing up on a security guard in the lobby of the...

Helen Escott
Sep 28, 20206 min read


Holy Heart of Mary Girls
I had the pleasure of attending my high school reunion this week. The graduates of Holy Heart of Mary came together to talk about our...

Helen Escott
Sep 28, 20203 min read


Have you tried men’s razors on your legs?
My daughter asked me to buy men’s razors instead of women’s razors the next time we needed them. I told her “No” women’s razors are made...

Helen Escott
Sep 28, 20202 min read


Happy Father's Day Mom!
I bought my first Father's Day Card when I was 32-years-old. It was my son's first Father's Day. Up until then I didn't know the exact...

Helen Escott
Sep 28, 20204 min read


Granny panties
For the record, I do not wear granny panties! They are a nylon-spandex with reinforced tummy control panel support shaping panty that are...

Helen Escott
Sep 28, 20204 min read


Girls night!
Fathers, be good to your daughters Daughters will love like you do Girls become lovers who turn into mothers So mothers, be good to your...

Helen Escott
Sep 28, 20204 min read


"Fifty Shades of Grey" - Or my version for those 40 and over "Fifty Ways a Day"
I've read the first two books: "Fifty Shades of Grey" and "Fifty Shades Darker." It's ok. I think this book glamorizes sexual deviancy...

Helen Escott
Sep 28, 20204 min read


The only thing to fear is fear itself
“The only thing to fear is fear itself” Winston Churchill. Humans are the only living creature that will sense fear but won't run from...

Helen Escott
Sep 28, 20205 min read


Does anybody know how to be a good mother?
I don't know what I'm doing when it comes to being a mother. I have been winging it for years. I think my kids already know. There are...

Helen Escott
Sep 28, 20206 min read


Crack dealers in the hood!
So my doorbell rings one morning and my dog loses her mind as usual. I am not expecting anyone so I look out through the glass door to...

Helen Escott
Sep 28, 20204 min read


Hubby asked “Why do you let Christmas stress you out?” So I killed him
Hubby is sitting in his comfortable chair, playing solitaire on his iPad and watching the Sports Channel out of the corner of his eye....

Helen Escott
Sep 28, 20203 min read


Bringing sexy back with lingerie
I love my comfy nightdress. It’s made from soft T-shirt material and has a round neck, so when I am eating chips in bed the crumbs never...

Helen Escott
Sep 28, 20204 min read


Breaking news: Cats speak out against City’s Regulations
Felines throughout North America’s oldest city are up on their hind legs this week. In a catty move the City of St. John’s announced...

Helen Escott
Sep 28, 20205 min read


Are you a Newfoundlander or Labradorian?
How long do you have to live and work in this province to be considered a Newfoundlander or Labradorian? I asked a group of friends this...

Helen Escott
Sep 28, 20204 min read


Are men the new women?
When my daughter was turning eight years old, I booked a mother-daughter pedicure at a local salon as a treat. She had been excited all...

Helen Escott
Sep 28, 20207 min read


Angels we have heard on high
Do you know 68% of Americans believe in angels? I am not surprised. Most of us believe in some kind of angel. Whether it’s the Biblical...

Helen Escott
Sep 28, 20205 min read


A Game of Thongs!
So I just bought my first pair of black leggings or jeggings. I am not sure what they are called anymore. I am trying to have an option...

Helen Escott
Sep 28, 20204 min read


A funny thing happened to me on the way to the delivery room
My mother got her wish and I got a daughter just like myself. I wanted a daughter since I was five years old. My very own living dolly. I...

Helen Escott
Sep 28, 20203 min read


Write what you know but, what do you know?
Isn’t that what we are told? To be a good writer you must write what you know… but… what do we know? I know a lot of things that people...

Helen Escott
Sep 28, 20203 min read
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